Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Two Canadian men are sitting in a room. Man 1: Do you know what happens when you shoot a wolverine? Man 2: No. Man 1: It absorbs the bullets, duh. The second man proceeds to go outside with a gun. He returns in a few minutes. Man 1: What did you do with that gun? Man 2: I shot a wolverine. Man 1: What happened? Man 2: It fell over and died. I think you watch too much X-Men.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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