what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

My cat just died.

Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

roses are red poo is poo

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Justin Bieber

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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