- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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