- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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