How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

whos on the right track? lady gaga

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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