I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Cripples are lame.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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