*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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Far from, yet all organizations are money based and put capitalism in front of all, so if lets say, one organization, needs help from another, a money transaction is made, I play a role there, as a well... Diplomat, its not my title, but my title is something I cannot reveal to anyone, not even my wife, id be putting myself and people in danger, but since I master things such as hypnosis, I can well, influence people, this is how I can pull of favors myself. Not favors such as "kill that guy for me", but more like... In your case. "If you are going to kill the wizard, please let the rest be, I know they are good people"

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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