Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

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Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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