- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

NEVER

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

i'm hard

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Who is Dank? A: Billal

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Im taking a shit right now.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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