How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Gustavo Andrade

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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