What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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