Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

Jordan is pregant

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

LeBron in the fourth quarter

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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