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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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