What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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