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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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