- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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