- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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