What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Justin Bieber

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Your big dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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