How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday, Popeyes has a special sale buy one get one free fried chicken. The chicken was like "Oh hell no, today's Tuesday? I'm funna get my feathery-asss out of here.." However, chickens do not know what day it is, nor do they care about being captured by humans. I also made up the part when the chicken began talking.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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