- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Brain fart

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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