why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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Cancer

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i found waldo.

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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