So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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