Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

thumb_up thumb_down +11

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops