How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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