What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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