Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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how much fish could a chicken

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Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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