- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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