- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hurricane Irene.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

WELL YOU ARE ALL A ROOF. So pie, my dearest Adam. Like a butthole.

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