- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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