- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

why did the frog cross the road? because he was attached to the duck

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

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