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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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