- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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