What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

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school homewrok

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Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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