- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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