Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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