- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A seal walks into a club.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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