What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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Women.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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woman's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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