- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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