- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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