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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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i saw amango it splootered

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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