Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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