Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Did you hear the one about the flying turtle? No? Okay I'll tell you about it. So one day there was a flying turtle. His name was Larry and he was a turtle that can fly. However, nobody believed that Larry can fly and he wanted to prove it. So the next day George, who was a flying octopus, called Jerry on his cell phone and told him a story about a Larry. Jerry, who was a media reporter, was so offended by his story and called the police. Question: What did the police say? Nothing because it was a made up story

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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