Why didn't he finish his

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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