What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

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richard is fag

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

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