- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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