A man walks into a bar and sees a man with a big orange head. The man asks the bartender, "Why does that guy have a big orange head?" The bartender replies," If you buy him a beer, maybe he'll tell you." So the man buys a beer and gives it to the man with the big orange head and asks why he has a big orange head. The man says, "One day I found a genie and my first wish was to be the richest man in the world, my second wish was to be married to the most beautiful woman in the world, and for my third wish, I told the genie,'Ya know, why don't you give me a big orange head."

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Ross.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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