You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

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A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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what makes a knight in shining armor a knight in shining armor? he has to have armor and be a knight.

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What did the rapist say to the child? Contrary to popular belief, I am just a kind old man that likes to hand out sweets to disadvantaged young children. I only got dubbed a rapist when a child crawled into the back of my van as I drove off; the fact that his abusive father was the one who raped him is not my fault.

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what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What does greg and Ian have in common?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar and notices a twelve inch tall man playing a small piano. He asks the bartender about it. The bartender explains that the pianist has worked there for some time, mostly performing on weeknights. The bartender also tells the man that he may be suffering some vision problems, as the pianist is about 5'8" or 5'9". Some time later the man visits an optometrist and finds out he has a severe case of astigmatism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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