What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

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you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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