If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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like if your cool

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Anti Joke

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