Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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watch a i d s left

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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