What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Anti Jokes = Drained

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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