Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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