- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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