What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What did the one man say to the other man? What? I don't know , I wasn't there, that's why I'm asking.

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What did the librarian say to the three black men in the library? Nothing. Those three men were Harvard graduates and were very respective of libraries, and thier policies.

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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What's green and red? A frog in a blender

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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