- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

knock knock i have diarrhea

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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