- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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