what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

school homewrok

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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