Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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