- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Cripples are lame.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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