A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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