What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? You open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?. . . . . . No! You open the door, TAKE THE GIRAFFE OUT, and put the elephant in. So, the lion calls a meating in the animal kingdom and who's not there? The elephant, he's in the refrigerator. You have to cross a river infested with crocodiles, and you don't have a boat. How do you get across?. . . . . . No! You get in the river and swim across because the crocodiles are at the meating with the lion!

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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