- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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