- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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