What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Gay rights.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Women's rights

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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