What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Anti Joke

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