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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

A hill billy went fishing

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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