Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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