- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Dwarf Shortage

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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