who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

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Golf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Hello.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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