Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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Haha, I get it..

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why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

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Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

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