- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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