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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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