- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

[Set up] [No punch line]

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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