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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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