- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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