What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Why do sharks swim in salt water? Pepper water makes them sneeze! Why do whales swim in salt water? They can't survive in fresh water.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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