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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

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