Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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