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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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