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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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