wanna hear a joke? i dont

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Nick Cannon

j.p. is dumb

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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