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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

The child was fired from his job.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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