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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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