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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

i have read and agree to the terms of service

what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

God is real.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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