A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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