Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

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