- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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