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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

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