Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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A hard-working man, in his early forties with slightly graying hair, arrives to work earlier every day. He values integrity and dedication. His loving wife is proud of his accomplishments and her favorite part of the day is when he arrives home from a day at the office. He is close friends with the Director of HR, because he believes that we all should be respected and treated fairly on the job. Today, there is a board meeting, which he prepared for extensively, because he cares deeply about what happens to this great company. His boss greets him after the meeting is done and says, "Great job, that presentation was even better than yours usually are." It was a very long meeting, so they both end up going to the Men's Room. What does he say when his boss corners him near the urinals and demands sex? Nothing. He doesn't like to talk during sex.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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