A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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Anti Joke

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