Knock Knock No solicitors

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Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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a black man pays his child support

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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