- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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