Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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