A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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Weaner

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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