Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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