What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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what are you mike bibby?

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Anti Joke

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