Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

why girl die cancer

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

I like that, but why am I happy?

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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