- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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