- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??