- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Men's rights

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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