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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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