- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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