Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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Dead girls can't say no.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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