So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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12 in general

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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Tony Romo

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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