Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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Riddle me this, riddle me that. I'll eat your f^cking cat.

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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