why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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