- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

Jack Stevens

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Guess what? I like trains.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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