- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Find a half-worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Jake likes to have tickle parties with McCauley Culkin.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

the lemon was sweet.

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't rob a bank! That's a felony. ;)

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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