- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Gay rights.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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