How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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