hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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BBW BABY IS THE BEST BETTER THAN THE REST WELL EXCEPT MILF BABY. SUBSCRIBE TO BigHDGuns

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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