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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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