- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

roses are red poo is poo

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

"Knock knock" Come in!

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