Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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