A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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your mom gave me head.....phones

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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stinky boner

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Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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