- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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