- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

an emo girl walked into a white room

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

Guest what in the butt

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