- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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