- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

If you took all the veins in your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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