A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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