cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Q: what did the black man say after the white man said knock knock A: who's there

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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