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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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