- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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