I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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I am dyslexic

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Women's Rights.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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SBB

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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