What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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