- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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