- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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