- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

whats brown and sticky? Doody

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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