where is the world?

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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An African american man fell out of a boat at sea. He swam back to the boat.

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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