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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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