- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cripples are lame.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Tony Romo

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call an amazing person Good

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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