What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Say, "I have a really nice knock knock joke, but you have to start." To someone. They say knock knock You say who's there! and walk away.

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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what is the biggest lie in the whole world? -please drink responsibly

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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