What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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