When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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knock knock whose there tim tim who just kidding its fred

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A guy at a baseball game....

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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