your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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One afternoon, a man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my youngest son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my second son is gay." the man replies. "Wow that's bad buddy, I'll buy you the drink, on the house." Two weeks later, the same man walks into a bar, looking sad and purchases a large drink. "Bad day?" the bartender asks, "I just found out my oldest son is gay." the man replies. "Doesn't anyone in your family like women?." the bartender asks. The man thinks about it. "Yeah, my wife."

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What do I hate? people

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

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What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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