What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Dwarf Shortage

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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i like turtles

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