- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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