- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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