- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Why did the black man wash his feet? PHOIT!!!! He washed his feet in a bird bath... Too bad his car got thrown off a cliff by a bald eagle with no feathers?

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

your mom was so fat that she died.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

How does a black guy die? Unknown

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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