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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Turkey Balls

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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