- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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