Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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I'm so punny.

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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