- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Jimmy Saville

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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