a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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I'm hungry.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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