- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

whats the difference between sand and period blood? You cannot gargle sand.

What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

2 drunk men walk out of a bar, they see a dog on the corner licking himself. One drunk says "man, I wish I could do that" The other drunk says "you might want to pet him first"

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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