- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

A dog was barking at a tree

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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