A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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Men's rights

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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Small Penis.

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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