- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

a man checks his mypsace

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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