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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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