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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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