- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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