What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Click here for free sandwich.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Anti Joke

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