- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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