Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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