- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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Knock knock. Who's there? Three months to live. Three months to live who? The C-Scan showed a massive, inoperable tumor in your brain that's been developing for years. You have only three months to live.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

A plane filled with English tourists is on it's way from Holland to Spain. It crashes in France. Where are the surviors buried? Survivors aren't buried.

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Is your refrigerator running? yeah oh...just wondering.

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