what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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