- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

haha black people :D

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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