Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The chickens have become self-aware!

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

thumb_up thumb_down -4

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

thumb_up thumb_down -6

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

thumb_up thumb_down -6

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops