- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

Your big dick.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

guess what? bannanas

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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