- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did all the boys come to my yard? Because of My milkshakes

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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