- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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