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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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