what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

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What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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i saw amango it splootered

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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