- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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