Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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