- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Two men walk into a bar The first man says to the bartender: 'Can I have a glass of H2O?' The second man says: 'Can I have a glass of H2O too?' The Bartender gives them both glasses of water because he is not irresponsible to serve hydrogen peroxide in his bar.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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