What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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how do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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