What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

someone called someone else a frog

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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