- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

pobody's nerfect

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Tony Romo

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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