- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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