Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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