A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

I was watching Fox news.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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