- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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