- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

if you don't like this you're gay

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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