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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Justin beiber comment if u get it

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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