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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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