What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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Knock Knock.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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