Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

thumb_up thumb_down -21

an emo girl walked into a white room

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Hej Erik och Leo!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

thumb_up thumb_down -25

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man on his 21st birthday walks into a bar. He orders a piña colada. The bartender then replies "Sorry we do not sell piña coladas here." In disappointment, the man decides to order a different alcoholic drink and later becomes an alchoic for 20 years until he breaks his obsession and remarries his wife and has 5 kids. He then had a great life and died at age 92. He will be missed by his wife and children.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops