what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

Cripples are lame.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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