A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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