What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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I agree to the terms and conditions

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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