What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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