In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

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time to spruce up!

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Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Why did the Jews go into the shower? Because they had just finish a basketball game and they needed to freshen up.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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