"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

i'm hard

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

13 =B you just learned something

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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