What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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What page are you on The gay page.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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