Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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jews

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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A miserable man committed suicide.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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