- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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