Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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