How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that's just been shot.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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