Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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