- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

Want to hear a joke? No.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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