- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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