- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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