Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

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how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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