these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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