Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Kevin and Ramin

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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