I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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what do eagles and chetos have in common....... they both can fly except for the chetos

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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