what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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