What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

you will like this because i am black.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What rhymes with milk...milf

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

Blacks

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

what did the white guy say to the black guy at the homeless shelter? Hi.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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