Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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cory is gay

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what in the world is smarter than the world's smartest man? Nothing he is the smartest man.

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Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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