Here come the elephants over the hill!

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What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Dwarf Shortage

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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One day there was 3 bears, a papa bear, a mama bear, and a baby bear. They were out swimming when suddenly a girl comes over to their house and tries to sit down. She sits on the big chair and says "too big", then she sits on the little chair and says "too small" and then sits on the medium chair and says "just right". Suddenly, the bears come back. Papa bear: "somebody has been sitting on my chair!" Baby bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair too!" Mama bear "somebody has been sitting on my chair, and she still here!" The girl says "Hi my name is Goldilocks." After about few minutes introducing each other, they ate dinner and they all had a great time.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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