What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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