- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

The Labour Party.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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