Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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The Labour Party.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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