- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Why? Because.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What is my name? I dont know

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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