"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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