A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

asians have slitted eyes lol

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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