I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

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Here come the elephants over the hill!

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the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

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a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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autistic kids rock

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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