- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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