I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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