How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

binladin walks into the american seals

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

A woman walks into a bar.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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