A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

thumb_up thumb_down -31

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

thumb_up thumb_down -31

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

thumb_up thumb_down -33

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

thumb_up thumb_down -33

What do you call a man with no arms? Disabled... some people can be so cruel.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

thumb_up thumb_down -35

What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

thumb_up thumb_down -39

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

a dog jumping up and catching a frisbi

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops