"Knock knock" Come in!

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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