there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Anti Joke

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