- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

read this sentence again.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Praise Paisley

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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