why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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