Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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America

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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