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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Chick Norris... Enough said

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

A guy walks into a doctor's office and says: "Doctor! Doctor! You gotta help me! One day I'm a teepee, and the next day I'm a wigwam, and then the next day I'm a teepee, and then the next day I'm a wigwam again. The doctor says: Sir, we've been over this 100 times! You have stage 4 pancreatic cancer...

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

Women's rights

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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