- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

how do you make a plumber cry? you pull its pants up

What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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