- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

John lazzaro likes dick

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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