NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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