Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A storm be brewin!

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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