What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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