Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Duke Nukem censored line: What are you waiting for? the celebration of the day you crucified Jesus and ate his flesh and blamed it upon the anti christ because of... Victory? Because you know Jesus gave his life in order to prove that he was immortal and died for your sins because his life is eternal... Satan your Moral Man: Nah, lets just go with "what are you waiting for, christmas?" Now go celebrate you murdering your savior which said "ill be back" on the cross and returned three days later at his second coming? Seriously? I thought only Jesus: The guy that was totally an ARAB (deny it and be consumed in the flames of hell, not my problem), and Jesus: strikes back came out, where can I get Jesus: The third coming? Factoid: Yeah Jesus was totally a blonde haired white man which went clothed in the finest ARYAN silks, in addition he only drove in his MUSTANG 9001 and smoked Lucky Strike... Which did nothing for his luck...

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What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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