- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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