Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

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when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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