- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

How old are you? 7

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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