- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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