- Anti Joke

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

This statement is false.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

[Set up] [No punch line]

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

This statement is false.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies