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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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