What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red, Violets are violet

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Homosexualism is so gay man

thumb_up thumb_down -12

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

penis. nuff said.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops