- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Massie is a fatass

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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